I may be small (really really small), and I may not be born yet, but hey, I am a kid of the 2000s, so when did a small matter like that stop a glib kid like me from posting my very own weblog?

For the exact date you could ask my secretary, but somewhere around this time I became a zygote. Yes, all of one single living cell! That may not sound like much now, but just you wait a year or two to see how much of a handful I can be.